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Ding dong merrily on high
Santa's got his dick out

It's giving children a fright
Because it's a Brussels sprout

He'll unload his sack into your eye
and then you will be weeping

Skullfucking you 'til you die
Then you will be seeping


Santa's got his dick out


from Welcome To My Bumhole, released December 22, 2013


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