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Dumbass of the Century

by Spott

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1.
If ya feelin ill If ya feelin blue P-p-p-pop a couple pills And turn up the hue Unlock ya palette Light the night come thru And check out the colours In the kaleidoscope rear-view So damn hot it hurts, she's so fit She got her hand under my skirt in the pit In the best way feelin lost in this bitch In the backrooms without a gun, noclip So damn hot it hurts, she's so fit She got her hand under my skirt in the pit In the best way feelin lost in this bitch In the backrooms without a gun, noclip If ya feelin ill If ya feelin blue P-p-p-pop a couple pills And turn up the hue Unlock ya palette Light the night come thru And check out the colours In the kaleidoscope rear-view If ya feelin ill If ya feelin blue P-p-p-pop a couple pills And turn up the hue Unlock ya palette Light the night come thru And check out the colours In the kaleidoscope rear-view If ya feelin ill If ya feelin blue P-p-p-pop a couple pills And turn up the hue Unlock ya palette Light the night come thru And check out the colours In the kaleidoscope rear-view
2.
Hey there cutie Can you see right through me My intention's laid bare Now it's time for that booty Get in bed, I'll make you mine Taste that bubblegum fusion Get you bred, make you whine Like cum communion I'll take ur brain to another dimension And the rest of ur body, by extension And I might have maybe failed to mention Gonna get fucked up beyond comprehension These wolves of the night be howlin at my moon Like "ah~! ah~! woo~!" Like "tonight we pay you~" But this time I'm all yours I'm here for your eyes only So face to the floor I'm here for your thighs only I'll take ur brain to another dimension And the rest of ur body, by extension And I might have maybe failed to mention Gonna get fucked up beyond comprehension I'll take ur brain to another dimension And the rest of ur body, by extension And I might have maybe failed to mention Gonna get fucked up beyond comprehension I'll take ur brain to another dimension And the rest of ur body, by extension And I might have maybe failed to mention Gonna get fucked up beyond comprehension I'll take ur brain to another dimension And the rest of ur body, by extension And I might have maybe failed to mention Gonna get fucked up beyond comprehension I'll take ur brain to another dimension And the rest of ur body, by extension And I might have maybe failed to mention Gonna get fucked up beyond comprehension
3.
I know what you are Pale white and ice cold I know what you are Vampire I know what you are Pale white and ice cold I know what you are Vampire
4.
Bun, Baby 02:21
I'm on a roll like a cinnamon bun, baby Everybody want a taste of this bun, baby Grab boof, grab the light, and bun, baby Every dog, every cat, every bun, baby I'm on a roll like a cinnamon bun, baby Everybody want a taste of this bun, baby Grab boof, grab the light, and bun, baby Every dog, every cat, every bun, baby I'm on a roll like a cinnamon bun, baby Everybody want a taste of this bun, baby Grab boof, grab the light, and bun, baby Every dog, every cat, every bun, baby I'm on a roll like a cinnamon bun, baby Everybody want a taste of this bun, baby Grab boof, grab the light, and bun, baby Every dog, every cat, every bun, baby I'm on a roll like a cinnamon bun, baby Everybody want a taste of this bun, baby Grab boof, grab the light, and bun, baby Every dog, every cat, We're free!!!!!
5.
69 IQ 02:21
They're totally unkown, beyond anybody's comprehension You're already outside the atmosphere of your own planet! It is I, who are grateful to you And now for something interesting *sigh* It's alright to dumb it back just for a day Or two or three or five, who's to say? Tonight just snuggle down and cuddle your brain Sometimes that's what it needs and that's okay [the "Japanese" here is just random syllables from the Korg Miku guitar pedal, i'm not going to even try to transcribe them]
6.
[Spott] You won't know where I'm goin' You won't know where I've been I ain't tryna be no Hollywood yeen But if you tryna make a scene Then I'm gonna make a scene I'm finna make the biggest scene That you ever seen And I'll take another toke And I'll take another toke 'Til my bars top the charts At r/ihadastroke Awwwwww.... Yeah, just kickin it back And mm, that's some good shit Yeah, just kickin it back And mm, that's some good shit Yeah, just kickin it back And mm, that's some good shit Yeah, just kickin it back And mm, that's some good shit Last one in the pool is a rotten, sticky, smelly bitch! [ida deerz] Yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeahhhhhhhh uhh ughhhh It's idaidaidaidaidaidaidaidaidaidaida on the track (run it back!) Cute girls keep playing with my rack (which one?) My tracks give you a heart attack (oh snap!) I'm like Macklemore if he had swag (had swag!) She fuck my cracklemore 'til I sag (what the fuck!?) They never thought that I'd come back They never thought I had money in the bag They said You'll never make it in Hollywood, baby Have you seen where the deerz been lately? Album two's gonna melt off your face, man Six-digit plays but I'm still hangin in your basement I'm patient, I been getting so lazy Money in my pockets and I kick it back daily A to B, yeah they got me crossfaded Yeen tits and weed, yeah they got me crossfading like [Spott & ida deerz] Yeah, just kickin it back And mm, that's some good shit Yeah, just kickin it back And mm, that's some good shit Yeah, just kickin it back And mm, that's some good shit Yeah, just kickin it back And mm, that's some good shit Yeah, just kickin it back (I ain't tryna be no Hollywood Yeen) And mm, that's some good shit (I ain't tryna be no Hollywood Yeen) Yeah, just kickin it back (I ain't tryna be no Hollywood Yeen) And mm, that's some good shit (I ain't tryna be no Hollywood Yeen) Yeah, just kickin it back (I ain't tryna be no Hollywood Yeen) And mm, that's some good shit (I ain't tryna be no Hollywood Yeen) Yeah, just kickin it back (I ain't tryna be no Hollywood Yeen) And mm, that's some good shit (I ain't tryna be no Hollywood Yeen) Yeah!
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I know somebody Who knew somebody Who knows somebody Who knew somebody Who knows somebody Who knew somebody Who knows somebody Who knew somebody I know somebody Who knew somebody Who knows somebody Who knew somebody who If it's all the same to you I'm just gonna hit the boof I'm lockin the door to play Minecraft in my room If it's all the same to you I'm just gonna hit the boof I'm lockin the door to eat tacos in my room I know somebody Who knew somebody Who knows somebody Who knew somebody Who knows somebody Who knew somebody Who knows somebody Who knew If it's all the same to you I'm just gonna hit the boof I'm lockin the door to play Minecraft in my room If it's all the same to you I'm just gonna hit the boof I'm lockin the door to eat tacos in my room I don't have the spoons for this shit No I don't have the spoons for this shit I don't have the spoons for this shit No I don't have the spoons for this shit I don't have the spoons for this shit No I don't have the spoons for this shit I don't have the spoons for this shit No I don't have the spoons for this shit I know somebody Who knew somebody Who knows somebody Who knew somebody who
9.
Dumbass of the century That's what they all said to me Well they can stay inside While my brain go on adventury I'm a dumbass, an idiot Technically, brilliant "You'll amount to nothing and you'll never fit in" Well that last part's right with your measly ass 'Cus this pseudo-dick got you hittin the gas My attention: incapable My deficit: insatiable Drag my ass across the sliders Flippin all the wavetables Tetris brain, that's that's how I play Just mash the keys and it'll fall into place Oh a pre-chorus... oh fuck idk what to put here AWAWAWWAWAWAW Dumbass of the century That's what they all said to me Well they can stay inside While my brain go on adventury Dumbass of the century But turns out that regrettably They're all living boring lives While my best friend's a centipede I don't wanna write another verse I was out of ideas by the end of the first Fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah fuck it that works Ch'yeah fuck fuck I'm the furry Fred Durst No we do not need another pre-chorus just fucki- Dumbass of the century That's what they all said to me Well they can stay inside While my brain go on adventury Dumbass of the century But turns out that regrettably They're all living boring lives While my best friend's a centipede Solo!!!!! Ugh, for fuck's sake Dumbass of the century That's what they all said to me Well they can stay inside While my brain go on adventury Dumbass of the century But turns out that regrettably They're all living boring lives While my best friend's a centipede
10.
[Spott] Oh God it's time I gotta say goodbye I gotta say goodbye now I gotta say goodbye I'm gonna go home and get on my big wheel gonna get on my big wheel No I'm gonna get on my bicycle no I'm gonna get on my scooter no my scooter No I'm gonna get on my bicycle I'm gonna get on my on my tonka truck I'm gonna get on my tonka truck I'm gonna take it I'm gonna go down the strip, gonna fuckin smash it against the window I'm I'm gonna smash it up against the window I got a pet rock I got a pet rock too I got a pet rock it's really cool I got a pet rock that's pretty cool I got a pet rock It's more like a it's like it's like a it's like a it's like a worry stone You take it you worry, you worry, you worry, you worry, you worry, you worry, you worry, you worry, you worry, you rub it, you worry, you worry, you worry, you worry, you worry, SHIT She She screams in silence A sullen riot penetrating through her mind Waiting for a sign to smash the silence with the brick of self-control Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you? Are you feeling like a social tool without a use? Bleat at me until my ears bleed I'm taking heed just for you She She's figured out All her doubts were someone else's point of view Waking up this time to smash the silence with the brick of self-control Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you? Are you feeling like a social tool without a use? Squeak at me until my ears bleed I'm taking heed just for you Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you? Are you feeling like a social tool without a use? Squeal at me until my ears bleed I'm taking heed just for you

credits

released December 17, 2023

All music and lyrics by Spott, with the following exceptions:
Track 6: Additional lyrics and production by ida deerz:
idaidaida.bandcamp.com
twitter.com/idadeerz
Track 8: Noise by Pupae:
barrfparty.bandcamp.com
Track 10: Original song by Green Day, lead vocals + guitar by Luck Rock:
luckrock.bandcamp.com
www.youtube.com/luckrockmusic

Artwork by Koa:
twitter.com/KoaPony

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