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Songs About The Green One (and others)

by General Mumble

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1.
Said, who's that mare standin' over there With the half-lidded eyes and the dread-locked hair? She light up the room like a solar flare And I can't deny there's somethin’ in the air, no I heard she take the pegasus higher than they ever been From just sittin’ still exchanging breath with the trees The Moon, she slips into a beautiful dream While the Sun’s blazin’ fire like you never seen, whoa She said... "Breathe in, bliss out Breathe in, bliss out Come on I’ll take you for a ride Toke up and take your time, yeah Breathe in, bliss out" Bliss out She said, "Radical to meet you, really diggin’ your vibe There’s an aura to the waterfall, this room is alive All you gotta do," she said, "to reach a higher state of mind Is wait your turn, take a breath, and put your troubles aside" Breathe in, bliss out Breathe in, bliss out Come on I’ll get you in the vibe Get some groovy in your life, yeah Breathe in, bliss out Breathe in, bliss out Breathe in, bliss out Come on I’ll take you for a ride Toke up and take your time, yeah Breathe in, bliss out Breathe in, bliss out Breathe in, bliss out Come on I’ll get you in the vibe Get some groovy in your life, yeah Breathe in, bliss out
2.
Dragon Ride 04:42
Ridin down the highway with a smokin' shotgun Yeah she breathes fire, you know she's a hot one I'll show her how I drive She's teachin’ me to fly We'll be burnin' rubber The fire's in her eyes Ridin' down the highway, loaded shotgun She takes a glance I take a chance 'cause I know that I got one Take a dragon ride off the beaten trail She got me grippin' at her sides to get a sense of scales Headlights in the clouds Motor runnin' loud I love the way that she growls But she just won't let me come Down Down She's ridin' down the highway of a loaded shotgun Driftin' on the edge, she gonna know when I've shot one Hit the gas Burnin' up the road We haul any more ass we're gonna explode But I got my head high in the clouds Motor runnin' loud I love the way that she growls But she just won't let me come Hit the brakes Let's get milkshakes Who gives a fuck If we get tummy aches? Hit the brakes Let's get milkshakes Who gives a fuck If we get tummy aches? Hit the brakes Lets get milkshakes Who gives a fuck If we get tummy aches? Hit the brakes Lets get milkshakes Who gives a fuck If we get tummy aches? Headin' down the highway, I'm a smokin' shotgun (So this is something friends do?) She turns to me and tells me we're not done (I could get used to this!) She puts me in park Then shifts into drive Her turn to burn rubber I'm coming alive again Headlights in the clouds Motor runnin' loud I love the way that she growls But she just won't let me come Headlights in the clouds Motor runnin' loud I love the way that she growls But she just won't let me come Down Down (again?)
3.
I am the one in the tub Breaking a sweat watching you soak off the mud I tell you it's been a while Your purple skin evokes a Gummy smile So put your trust into me I'll sink my gums into you I might be missing some teeth But got a trick or two So get yourself nice and clean I'm feeling Pinkie keen I'll make you fall in love With the gator in the tub I am the one in the tub Breaking a sweat watching you soak off the mud I tell you it's been a while Your purple skin evokes a Gummy smile So put your trust in me I'll sink my gums into you I might be missing some teeth But got a trick or two So get yourself nice and clеan I'm feeling Pinkie keen I'll make you fall in love With thе gator in the tub Put your trust into me I'll sink my gums into you I might be missing some teeth But got a trick or two So get yourself nice and clean I'm feeling Pinkie keen I'll make you fall in love With the gator in the tub
4.
Walking through the park I am a tiny little horse The trees are green The grass is green I am green The green grass is so soft Under my fee-- hooves I love the way it wobbles when it moves Oh, I'm taking a trot through Ponyville And the sky is getting dark The bees are getting sleepy And it's only three o'clock What the fuck? Oh, look at that What's up with the sun? It's like someone's had a chomp on a big juicy bun Oh, look at that What's up with the sun? It keeps getting darker, everybody run! (Oh, the horror, the horror!) I look but I cannot see I can't see my own two feet (hooves, fuck) I hope the world doesn’t stay this way Why has the night swallowed up the day? Please tell me the Sun hasn’t gone away forever! If I light up my bum, I can hear nothing but darkness And see nothing but silence What if I never see my wife? What if I never see my kid? What if I can never hold a duck again? Ohhh! Everything's so dark! I can't see anything! Ohhh, God...! Oh... oh wait... it was just an eclipse It's kind of pretty Doo doo-be-doo doo-doo-doo...
5.
Oats 03:20
Now I’ll admit, I haven’t always been truthful to you I haven’t always told you the truth about what I do I may have held back a secret identity But that is nothing compared to what you did to me You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats You goddamn fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats You fucking bitch, stay the fuck away from my oats You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats I was saving those oats for a special stew For special occasion, and I thought you knew I also may have once thought, that you were my friend But after what you’ve done to me, I don’t think I’ll trust again You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats You goddamn fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats You fucking bitch, stay the fuck away from my oats You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats I love oats Oats gets my votes I love oats Oats floats my boats You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats You goddamn bitch, don’t eat my oats You fucking bitch, stay the fuck away from my fucking oats You fucking bitch, don’t eat my oats
6.
I feel you breathing My hair stands up on the back of my neck Come on, I'll take a beaking I can't get enough of the way that you peck This can't be real There's no way anyone will believe this way you make me feel I'm starting to believe that (Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!) Come into my den Let me hear you cluck You can be my hen And we can f– A bite to the leg It's time to play Baby let me be your еgg That needs to get laid And afterwards we'll sit undеr the trees Watching all the birds and the bees with their honey Don't you know that I can set you free? 'Cause you're more than just a chicken to me Come into my den Let me hear you cluck You can be my hen And we can f– A bite to the leg It's time to play Baby let me be your egg That needs to get laid Come into my den Let me hear you cluck You can be my hen And we can f– A bite to the leg It's time to play Baby let me be your egg That needs to get laid And afterwards we'll sit under the trees Watching all the birds and the bees with their honey Don't you know that I can set you free? 'Cause you're more than just a chicken to me Come into my den Let me hear you cluck You can be my hen And we can f– A bite to the leg It's time to play Baby let me be your egg That needs to get laid And afterwards we'll sit under the trees Watching all the birds and the bees with their honey Don't you know that I can set you free? 'Cause you're more than just a chicken to me
7.
I'm ridin' a pony with hooves, yeah My pony has fuckin' hooves, oh, oh I hope you know my pony got moves, yeah, yeah Look at it fuckin' dancin' on its fuckin' hooves Look at it up there, oh yeah How'd it get up in the air, oh yeah Look at it up there, oh yeah How did it get up there? It's one hell of a horse, yeah But it's flying hella off-course, yeah Still a hell of a horse that just fell out of the sky Nibblin' on some beetroot Dribblin' on a bean shoot Ain't never seen one of these, you ain't been livin' the life I'm Ridin' a pony with hooves, yeah My pony has fuckin' hooves, oh, oh I hope you know my pony got moves, yeah, yeah Look at it fuckin' dancin' on its fuckin' hooves Flying first class on my pony's ass If you want a piece of this, you're gonna need the password But you'll never know, 'cause I forgot it too So run along home and enjoy some soup I'm ridin' a pony with hooves, yeah My pony has fuckin' hooves, oh, oh I hope you know my pony got moves, yeah, yeah Look at it fuckin' dancin' on its fuckin' hooves I'm ridin' a pony with hooves, yeah My pony has fuckin' hooves, oh, oh I hope you know my pony got moves, yeah, yeah Look at it fuckin' dancin' on its fuckin' hooves
8.
Ponys2mp 03:10
Throwin' up, find a glove Fly around, up above Doin' stuff that I love You're like "why?" I'm like "what?" Crisp and dry, eat some mud Glowin' up, lovey dove Doin' stuff that I love You're like "why?" I'm like "what?" Oh, a unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride It's the more-head on your forehead, it's the source of your pride Every unicorn who's born has worn a horn that's unique So we'll whip them up as we speak You'll be looking très magnifique! We'll fake a phony protrusion and make a bony illusion It's not the perfect solution, but the world's not big on inclusion And with those rocks in our pockets we'll reap the reward Then folks will be floored We'll strike a new chord Our magic restored!
9.
(My lovely, lovely, lovely horse) My lovely horse (My lovely horse) Running through the fields (Running through the fields) Where are you going With your fetlocks blowing in the wind? (All summer) I want to shower you with sugar lumps And ride you over fences Polish your hooves every single day And take you to the horse dentist (My lovely, lovely, lovely horse) My lovely horse (My lovely horse) You're a pony no more (You're a pony no more) Running around with a man on your back (But...) Like a train in the night, yeah (I love you anyway) Like a train in the night
10.
Wish I could find a space in my head without the memories Without you guarding my dreams, they tend to get the best of me Starting to think that I made the wrong decision Could’ve given you the time of day and just listened I’m doing my best to try to block out the screams But I think you know where they find me My rays of gold were never meant to shine silver I know I gave you too much space and time Being chained to the cold all this time must havе damn near killed ya Therе’s such a thing as too much space and time The dark of the night has helped me to see There’s a half of the day that was never ever meant for me Now half the world lay wide awake Because I can’t be there to watch over them and that’s my mistake I’m doing my best to try to block out the screams But I think you know where they find me My rays of gold were never meant to shine silver I know I gave you too much space and time Being chained to the cold all this time must have damn near killed ya There’s such a thing as too much space and time My rays of gold were never meant to shine silver I know I gave you too much space and time Being chained to the cold all this time must have damn near killed ya There’s such a thing as too much space and time
11.
High Horse 04:37
I heard a tale on the wind You got your tail in a spin Somebody got you riled up But it's all in your head I need to say it again Breathe out, breathe in You need to fire one up And tuck yourself into bed And like a wise pony once said: "Breath deep, seek peace" Get off your high horse Call it a day Nobody got the time for the things you been sayin' Get off your high horse Feed it some hay Share a little love and at the end of the day we'll all be feelin' okay Hey buddy, just checkin' in I came to see how you been Anybody got you riled up? Anybody mess with your head? Don't tie yourself in a knot Tuckered out, feeling shot The old boy's had enough Now here's what I recommend Like a wise pony once said: "Shut up and hit the damn boof" Get off your high horse Call it a day Nobody got the time for the things you been sayin' Get off your high horse Feed it some hay Share a little love and at the end of the day we'll all be feelin' okay Get off your high horse Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around Get off your high horse Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around Get off your high horse Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around Get off your high horse Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around (That horse is way too high) Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around Get off your high horse Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around (That horse is way too high) Get off your high horse Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around Get off your high horse Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around (That horse is way too high) Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around Get off your high horse Simmer down It's time to take a break and turn this day around That horse is way too... High
12.
Zzz v-³-v 02:07

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My first full-length pony album that isn't just a compilation in almost 10 years. wow. wowee. It's quite a mixed bag of genres and sudden left turns but I hope you enjoy it all the same!!

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released October 3, 2022

All music written, produced, performed, mixed, and mastered by General Mumble, unless stated below:

Track 1: Additional vocals by Koa.
Track 4: Vocals and lyric writing by Gween. Keys solo by Koa.
Track 5: Original song by Francis Vace.
Track 6: Saxophone solo performed by Manuel Trabucco.
Track 7: Additional vocals by Alumx.
Track 9: Original song by The Divine Comedy, for the TV show Father Ted. Saxophone solo written and performed by Joshua Zook.
Track 10: Produced by Tw3lv3. Guitar by Retronax.
Track 11: Additional vocal lines by Koa.

Illustration by Koa
Design by General Mumble

Koa: linktr.ee/koapony
Francis Vace: www.youtube.com/c/francisvace
Manuel Trabucco: www.fiverr.com/manueltrabucco
Alumx: www.youtube.com/c/Alumx
The Divine Comedy: thedivinecomedy.com
Joshua Zook: www.fiverr.com/joshuazook
Tw3lv3: www.youtube.com/c/Tw3Lv3
Retronax: mobile.twitter.com/retronax

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