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No rainbows, pizza party
I flunked my flying test today
So they brought me to a nightmare factory
I guess because my wings are broke
Iâm no good to the pony folk
Unless Iâm ground to smithereens
Of red and yellow, blue and green
A rainbow mane peeks over the crowd
(Hey, donât I know that mare somehow?)
And suddenly she starts to shout:
âNo rainbows, pizza partyâ
Fuck the rules and forget the machines
Letâs party like itâs 2012
Weâre taking over this factory
We run this scene all by ourselves
Who cares if we canât fly?
Yeah, who cares if we donât try?
Weâre a reckless misfit army
No rainbows, pizza party
Thereâs punch and cookies by the doors
And fifty useless fillies rockinâ on the floor
Turns out we can still be fly
Even if our wings donât like the sky
We give a middle feather to the schoolers
Screw the grades, weâre twenty percent cooler
The workers start to join the fun
(And still itâs only just begun)
Dash at the lead, we sing as one:
âNo rainbows, pizza partyâ
We wonât reduce ourselves to being decorations in the sky
Weâre taking over now, we sing it loud, our favorite battle cryâŠ
NO RAINBOWS, PIZZA PARTY
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Perfect Disaster
02:34
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You sound like mischief when you call me up
Say youâve got somethinâ special for the two of us
Iâm dashinâ round the sky âcause I canât hold still
You say you wanna surprise me, yeah, I bet you will
Every time, every time itâs something new
Sugar sweet, peachy keen when I be with you
So excited just to find out what weâre gonna do
âCause when you mix us together
Weâre the greatest mess ever
Take my heart and stir it into batter
âCause weâre a recipe for the perfect disaster
Oh no, youâve got me all tangled up
Iâm captivated with you and I canât get enough
Intoxicated by the way that you touch
I know Iâm in for it now, but I want it too much
You get me drunk on pure anticipation
Take me home, we can party in your basement
Pin me down, babe, I love when youâre impatient
Will you call me your cupcake?
Will you eat me right up?
Will you be my favorite mistake?
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My name, Derpy
Canât fly, canât see
Silly, clumsy
No thoughts, head empty
Canât go to school âcause I get in trouble
Peed on the floor, made a real big puddle
Ponies say that I canât be nothinâ
But I, I, IâŠ
Iâm real good at making muffins
I know where the flour is
And Iâm extra good at bubbles
I know every single color
Purple green and yellow
And I bet Iâll be super good at eating rainbows
Mom gets, angry
âCause Iâm, messy
Just wants me to get out her hair
Sometimes itâs hard to think she cares
Sometimes I catch Mommy softly crying
I canât blame her, but Iâm trying
Hope one day I can see her smiling
Down at me, âcause...
What the world expects from me
I canât quite figure out
But I swear, someday, I swear, somehow
I promise I will make you proud
Maybe Iâm just good at small things
And hey, thatâs something!
I think thatâs worth being proud of
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I had a dream I was a horse
I had a dream I was a horse
I had a dream I was a horse
And you were in it
And you were also a horse, of course
I had a dream that I could fly
Fly so fast across the sky
Fly so high, fly so high
But you couldnât
Because I⊠I guess you were just a regular horse
Thatâs pretty disappointing, huh?
But you did have an orange coat
And some apples on your ass
And you could throw a wicked lasso
Yeah, it sounds crazy, bestie, I know, oh, oh!
I had a dream I was a horse
I had a dream I was a horse
I had a dream I was a horse
I had a dream I was a ho-o-o-o-orse
I had a dream I was a horse
And that you were a unicorse
And you made hats and pants and corsets
Yes, of course they were for horses
In real life, youâre still a horse
But you drive a cart through town
Yeah you just carry folks around
Man, does that ever get you down?
In real life weâre still horses
Driven round like Porsches
We just run the courses
Beneath the monkey forces
So fucking bored
Canât wait to go to bed again
So I can go back to that world inside my head again
Equestria, oh I wish you were real
Reality canât touch the way that you feel
Just take me back home, all I wanna do is sleep
âCause Iâm never more alive than I am in my dreams
I had a dream I was a PETITE PASTEL EQUINE WHO DIDNâT GIVE A FLYING FUCK
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Get A Stallion
03:41
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If you canât lift something, if you need something built
If youâve lost your motivation or your will
If youâre spoiled and entitled, just take life by the bridle
(Get a stallion, get a stallion)
If you're lonely, insecure, or inconsiderate
If you're docile or demure, just consider it
If you're a useless shovel-stealing little bitch
Don't get in a twist - a stallion will do the trick
This is my panacea, when something is unclear
I get, get a, a, I get, get a... get a stallion
Get a stallion
Get a stallion
If you need some action on that purple derriere
If apple-bucking has you feeling worse for wear
If youâre looking for love or wanna pee standing up (...I guess??)
(Get a stallion, get a stallion)
If you need something arcane and mysterious
Look no further past the voodoo and the pixie dust
Itâs the perfect solution, yeah Iâm serious
Judge me all that you like, a stallion can make it right
This is my panacea, when something is unclear
I get, get a, a, I get, get a⊠get a stallion
And should he reject me, and leave me feeling empty
Iâll get, get up, up, and find another one⊠get a stallion
Donât want to do the dishes? (Get a stallion)
Are you tired of being alone? (Get a stallion)
Did a curse go awry and leave you brooding in your home? (Get a stallion, get a stallion)
Did Pinkie rob your home of toothpaste? (Get a stallion)
Is your plumbing looking broke? (Get a stallion)
âUh, well what if you canât find a stallion?â
Celestia, darling! Donât even joke!
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Pinkie's Coffin
02:39
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I used to party
I was the best
Then diabetes
Put that to rest
And my prescription
For insulin
Itâs so expensive
Shitâs fucked, innit
Eating ice cream âtil my brainâs a fridge
Take me outside, roll me off the bridge
And when Iâve passed, when the deed is done
Tell everyone, one, one...
That Pinkie Pie is dead
That Pinkie Pie is dead, dead, that Pinkie Pie is dead
That PInkie Pie is dead, dead, that Pinkie Pie isâŠ
Dance around the coffin, blast the sub until the cityâs shakinâ, yeah
(âCause Pinkie Pie is dead, âcause Pinkie Pie is)
Sing of Pinkieâs martyrdom and party till the sun comes up again
(âCause Pinkie Pie is dead, âcause Pinkie Pie isâŠ)
You cheated Pinkie
Left her to die
And so with haste, comes
My sweet demise
Your stupid system
Is super fucked
This is the thanks you get,
You pharmaceuticucks
Youâll rue the day that you fed me lies
Fester in guilt âtil the day you die
And by the power of my friends combined
My soul will survive...
When Pinkie Pie is dead
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Such a klutz, I went and broke my wings again (uwu)
And only one thing in the world can make them mend
Sorry to barge in unannounced
But I need ya, need ya right now
âCause you got the magic to heal me
Just one thing I ask of you, baby
Twilight Sparkle, kiss on me
Twilight Sparkle, kiss on me, oh
Twilight Sparkle, kiss on me
Twilight Sparkle, kiss on me
Youâre the violet antidote to my ailment
Just a taste of your love pushes me closer to salvation
Take a breath and pucker those lips
My hooves wander down to your hips
This aggressive medicine, baby
Itâs the only thing thatâll save me
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You probably think Iâm just a spoiled little brat
But I gotta be honest, this life sucks ass
I donât wanna play sit, I wanna play move, I wanna play run, run, run away
Shut the fuck up, you donât even know me
Iâm my own little pony
Youâre not my real dad
Not my real dad
Iâm not your good girl,
I just wanna be bad
Yeah, youâre not my real dad
Not my real dad
Canât tell me what to do,
Hell no, screw that
âCause youâre not my real dad
You found me in a box on the street, then just put me in a different cage
You want me to follow every rule, but youâd hate for me to act my age
You say the government will pull me apart, but youâve already done it for âem, oh
I think itâs high time Iâm the one you listened to, so tune in to this chorus
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Not much happening
On this afternoon
Get a martini
And something to do
Find the protege
The book I had stored
Put them together
Why?
I was bored, I was bored
I was bored
Trapped
In a book with no way out
Better move that hairy ass
Or the pages make you splat
When the cover shut like smack
Gonna have to start from scratch
Gonna have to (boink) Big Mac
If you wanna get turned back
Cash me outside, howbowdah
I was bored
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This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash
This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash
Come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight
âCause itâs the very true, very true, very true story of Dash
I had a rough life as a foal
Not particularly sharp or witty
But I was faster than any colt
And my rainbow hair, it sure looked pretty
Billy from gym class wouldnât stop calling me names
So I fired up my laser eyes and FRIED HIS BRAIN
Once I tamed a dragon
Made it go back from whence it came
Once I broke the barrier of time
I went back from when I came
And Spike became my servant due to Dragon Code
And so I told him âtake a letter,â and this is what we wrote
One time I met a filly who was good at bubbles
One time I went to Pinkieâs and we got in trouble
One time I had a dream that I lived in a stable
One time I trapped Twi in an arachnid fable
One time I ran a factory and hid in the bathroom
One time I found some tentacles in Twilightâs bathroom
And one time Twilight kissed me, one time I got adopted
And one time Pinkie died, and one time I wrote my autobiographyâŠ
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