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INTRO
00:31
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2. |
SANTA'S GOT HIS DICK OUT
00:47
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Ding dong merrily on high
Santa's got his dick out
It's giving children a fright
Because it's a Brussels sprout
He'll unload his sack into your eye
and then you will be weeping
Skullfucking you 'til you die
Then you will be seeping
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Santa's got his dick out
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3. |
BRONY DUBSTEP
01:39
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4. |
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS
01:32
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fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
etc.
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fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuck
etc.
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Hardcore hardcore
Do a poo on the floor
Hardcore hardcore
Forward, spaghetti and lactate
Eat gas
Bum my ass
Gotta go fast
You shall not pass
Delete aowudhfigufhaosdiufhsdt fuck
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
Frickedy frack
Bumbaclat
Fuck my bum with Blu-Tac
Daddy beat me with a hammer
Fuck the police
Sexy hammer
Tits McGee
Shibbidy Dee
Lesbians can explode with wee
Finger, finger
JackTHerbert
Do a line of sherbert
Freedom fighter
Poo igniter
Nail biter
Fuck a lighter
Eat the queen
Touch my bean
Fuck a donut
Kick a dildoidafoijrawrtgthdgfsgo
Eat the queen
Touch my bean
Fuck a donut
Kick a dildo
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
Shit the bed
Lick my head
Fart a dick
Levitate
Masturbate
Eat my dad
Punch wee wee
Windows has closed due to an unexpected error
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
A-B-C-D
1-2-3-Key
V-A-G oh baby
Selotape my gravy
Fuck shit arse Sainsbury's
There's nothing that rhymes with Sainsbury's
Tesco Tesco, (what, what is that?)
"Litvenyenko"
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me saying
"I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
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7. |
MILKY CHRISTMAS
01:24
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You better not shout
You better not cry
Santa Claus is coming
To fuck your dad
He sees you when you're creaming
He knows when you Lactate
He knows when your milk's bad or good
So lactate
Lactate
Lactate
Lactation oh lactate
lactace
awolidfla
latalcea
calitelalca
latalciatlei
claitelitalice
lactation
lactate all over me oh
oh
lactiaotian
alcialtin
Lactate
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9. |
WELCOME 2 MI BUMHOLE
00:30
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vagina
penises
penises
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Combine 'arvester
Combine 'arvester
*car noises*
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
etc.
Right, I can't play the bagpipes any more
So here's an obligatory key change
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
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11. |
STEAMY GANDALF
00:59
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I can't keep track of what the fuck the dude is saying in this
"can you feel the steam?"
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Dave: Mumbum?
Mumbum: wot
Dave: where are the towels?
Mumbum: above the toilet
above the toilet
above the toilet
above the toilet
Jack: dave and louise are in the shower
they're not doing things you want them to be doing
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Yo yo yo, this is Off The Hook Jamaican with my main man Ugly Jimmy Jamma, big up Secret Daddy this is Hoes Hoes Hoes is all I can see yeah
Innit bruv
Hop seven beasts in the trenches
Fuck them other bitches
Freak-nasty bitch that's always swallowin'
Through metal detectors no one's followin'
I don't know man I was bangin' 7-gram rocks and finishin' 'em
because that's how I roll I have one speed I have one gear-
go
Molar foaming but he hold his own wound
I can't hear you, ya'll in the background
I been watchin' you, watchin' me
Hoes, hoes, hoes is all I can see
If I had half-a-crown a day,
At night I go on board and say
His wife could eat no lean,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Behind the back you pop shit
So yo, tone it down a bit (thank you!)
And get shot over knots to clock
And these fake thugs get outlined in chalk
If all these pretty ills shall change thy good,
And, lo, there falls into thy boundless flood
When in the least of them my life hath end.
Uttering bare truth, as the foes commend.
Gals with chunky tails, lookin' like something swell
Fiddle with a spell until my grandma fell
Please don't make the straps too snug
And after the night was over she'd be dug
Shout outs to all my furries
I want to thank my kids
I hope my mummy accepts me now
Shout outs to David Cameron the king of the greatest country in Estonia
Big ups to the Queen her pussy game is massive
Respect to the chicken that is finger-lickin'
Shout outs to Cards Against Humanity
Westlife
The toilet
All people
Big up to Morgan Freeman for inventing rap
"poop" - Morgan Freeman
Yeah
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