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INTRO 00:31
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Ding dong merrily on high Santa's got his dick out It's giving children a fright Because it's a Brussels sprout He'll unload his sack into your eye and then you will be weeping Skullfucking you 'til you die Then you will be seeping FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Santa's got his dick out
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fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck etc.
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fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck etc.
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Hardcore hardcore Do a poo on the floor Hardcore hardcore Forward, spaghetti and lactate Eat gas Bum my ass Gotta go fast You shall not pass Delete aowudhfigufhaosdiufhsdt fuck Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no" Frickedy frack Bumbaclat Fuck my bum with Blu-Tac Daddy beat me with a hammer Fuck the police Sexy hammer Tits McGee Shibbidy Dee Lesbians can explode with wee Finger, finger JackTHerbert Do a line of sherbert Freedom fighter Poo igniter Nail biter Fuck a lighter Eat the queen Touch my bean Fuck a donut Kick a dildoidafoijrawrtgthdgfsgo Eat the queen Touch my bean Fuck a donut Kick a dildo Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no" Shit the bed Lick my head Fart a dick Levitate Masturbate Eat my dad Punch wee wee Windows has closed due to an unexpected error Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no" A-B-C-D 1-2-3-Key V-A-G oh baby Selotape my gravy Fuck shit arse Sainsbury's There's nothing that rhymes with Sainsbury's Tesco Tesco, (what, what is that?) "Litvenyenko" Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no" Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me saying "I really don't think you're strong enough, no"
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You better not shout You better not cry Santa Claus is coming To fuck your dad He sees you when you're creaming He knows when you Lactate He knows when your milk's bad or good So lactate Lactate Lactate Lactation oh lactate lactace awolidfla latalcea calitelalca latalciatlei claitelitalice lactation lactate all over me oh oh lactiaotian alcialtin Lactate
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vagina penises penises
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Combine 'arvester Combine 'arvester *car noises* Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song etc. Right, I can't play the bagpipes any more So here's an obligatory key change Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I can't keep track of what the fuck the dude is saying in this "can you feel the steam?"
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Dave: Mumbum? Mumbum: wot Dave: where are the towels? Mumbum: above the toilet above the toilet above the toilet above the toilet Jack: dave and louise are in the shower they're not doing things you want them to be doing
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Yo yo yo, this is Off The Hook Jamaican with my main man Ugly Jimmy Jamma, big up Secret Daddy this is Hoes Hoes Hoes is all I can see yeah Innit bruv Hop seven beasts in the trenches Fuck them other bitches Freak-nasty bitch that's always swallowin' Through metal detectors no one's followin' I don't know man I was bangin' 7-gram rocks and finishin' 'em because that's how I roll I have one speed I have one gear- go Molar foaming but he hold his own wound I can't hear you, ya'll in the background I been watchin' you, watchin' me Hoes, hoes, hoes is all I can see If I had half-a-crown a day, At night I go on board and say His wife could eat no lean, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Behind the back you pop shit So yo, tone it down a bit (thank you!) And get shot over knots to clock And these fake thugs get outlined in chalk If all these pretty ills shall change thy good, And, lo, there falls into thy boundless flood When in the least of them my life hath end. Uttering bare truth, as the foes commend. Gals with chunky tails, lookin' like something swell Fiddle with a spell until my grandma fell Please don't make the straps too snug And after the night was over she'd be dug Shout outs to all my furries I want to thank my kids I hope my mummy accepts me now Shout outs to David Cameron the king of the greatest country in Estonia Big ups to the Queen her pussy game is massive Respect to the chicken that is finger-lickin' Shout outs to Cards Against Humanity Westlife The toilet All people Big up to Morgan Freeman for inventing rap "poop" - Morgan Freeman Yeah

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released December 22, 2013

All "music" by Genreal Mymbloe, Dave!, JackTHerbert, The Weeaboo Yiff Queen

Artwork by Louise Weird, Dave!, JackTHerbert, General Mumble, General's Mum

Dave!: www.youtube.com/user/b3tard
JackTHerbert: www.youtube.com/user/Qemdoulum
Louise Weird/The Weeaboo Yiff Queen: louiseweird.tumblr.com
Genreal Mymbloe: www.youtube.com/user/poowis

Recorded at the BBC Gaydiophonics

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