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The Very True Story of Dash

from Rainbow Disaster Pop by Koa

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lyrics

This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash
This is the very true, very true, very true story of Dash
Come on, now, get excited, hop on for the ride, yeah hold on tight
‘Cause it’s the very true, very true, very true story of Dash

I had a rough life as a foal
Not particularly sharp or witty
But I was faster than any colt
And my rainbow hair, it sure looked pretty
Billy from gym class wouldn’t stop calling me names
So I fired up my laser eyes and FRIED HIS BRAIN

Once I tamed a dragon
Made it go back from whence it came
Once I broke the barrier of time
I went back from when I came
And Spike became my servant due to Dragon Code
And so I told him “take a letter,” and this is what we wrote

One time I met a filly who was good at bubbles
One time I went to Pinkie’s and we got in trouble
One time I had a dream that I lived in a stable
One time I trapped Twi in an arachnid fable
One time I ran a factory and hid in the bathroom
One time I found some tentacles in Twilight’s bathroom
And one time Twilight kissed me, one time I got adopted
And one time Pinkie died, and one time I wrote my autobiography…

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from Rainbow Disaster Pop, released August 28, 2022

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