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Throwin' up, find a glove
Fly around, up above
Doin' stuff that I love
You're like "why?"
I'm like "what?"
Crisp and dry, eat some mud
Glowin' up, lovey dove
Doin' stuff that I love
You're like "why?"
I'm like "what?"

Oh, a unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride
It's the more-head on your forehead, it's the source of your pride
Every unicorn who's born has worn a horn that's unique
So we'll whip them up as we speak
You'll be looking très magnifique!
We'll fake a phony protrusion and make a bony illusion
It's not the perfect solution, but the world's not big on inclusion
And with those rocks in our pockets we'll reap the reward
Then folks will be floored
We'll strike a new chord
Our magic restored!


from Songs About The Green One (and others), released October 3, 2022


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