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Yo yo yo, this is Off The Hook Jamaican with my main man Ugly Jimmy Jamma, big up Secret Daddy this is Hoes Hoes Hoes is all I can see yeah

Innit bruv

Hop seven beasts in the trenches
Fuck them other bitches
Freak-nasty bitch that's always swallowin'
Through metal detectors no one's followin'

I don't know man I was bangin' 7-gram rocks and finishin' 'em
because that's how I roll I have one speed I have one gear-
go

Molar foaming but he hold his own wound
I can't hear you, ya'll in the background
I been watchin' you, watchin' me
Hoes, hoes, hoes is all I can see

If I had half-a-crown a day,
At night I go on board and say
His wife could eat no lean,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Behind the back you pop shit
So yo, tone it down a bit (thank you!)
And get shot over knots to clock
And these fake thugs get outlined in chalk

If all these pretty ills shall change thy good,
And, lo, there falls into thy boundless flood
When in the least of them my life hath end.
Uttering bare truth, as the foes commend.

Gals with chunky tails, lookin' like something swell
Fiddle with a spell until my grandma fell
Please don't make the straps too snug
And after the night was over she'd be dug

Shout outs to all my furries
I want to thank my kids
I hope my mummy accepts me now

Shout outs to David Cameron the king of the greatest country in Estonia
Big ups to the Queen her pussy game is massive
Respect to the chicken that is finger-lickin'

Shout outs to Cards Against Humanity
Westlife
The toilet
All people

Big up to Morgan Freeman for inventing rap
"poop" - Morgan Freeman

Yeah

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from Welcome To My Bumhole, released December 22, 2013

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