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Get A Stallion

from Rainbow Disaster Pop by Koa

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lyrics

If you can’t lift something, if you need something built
If you’ve lost your motivation or your will
If you’re spoiled and entitled, just take life by the bridle
(Get a stallion, get a stallion)

If you're lonely, insecure, or inconsiderate
If you're docile or demure, just consider it
If you're a useless shovel-stealing little bitch
Don't get in a twist - a stallion will do the trick

This is my panacea, when something is unclear
I get, get a, a, I get, get a... get a stallion
Get a stallion
Get a stallion

If you need some action on that purple derriere
If apple-bucking has you feeling worse for wear
If you’re looking for love or wanna pee standing up (...I guess??)
(Get a stallion, get a stallion)

If you need something arcane and mysterious
Look no further past the voodoo and the pixie dust
It’s the perfect solution, yeah I’m serious
Judge me all that you like, a stallion can make it right

This is my panacea, when something is unclear
I get, get a, a, I get, get a… get a stallion
And should he reject me, and leave me feeling empty
I’ll get, get up, up, and find another one… get a stallion

Don’t want to do the dishes? (Get a stallion)
Are you tired of being alone? (Get a stallion)
Did a curse go awry and leave you brooding in your home? (Get a stallion, get a stallion)
Did Pinkie rob your home of toothpaste? (Get a stallion)
Is your plumbing looking broke? (Get a stallion)
“Uh, well what if you can’t find a stallion?”
Celestia, darling! Don’t even joke!

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from Rainbow Disaster Pop, released August 28, 2022

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