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If you can’t lift something, if you need something built
If you’ve lost your motivation or your will
If you’re spoiled and entitled, just take life by the bridle
(Get a stallion, get a stallion)
If you're lonely, insecure, or inconsiderate
If you're docile or demure, just consider it
If you're a useless shovel-stealing little bitch
Don't get in a twist - a stallion will do the trick
This is my panacea, when something is unclear
I get, get a, a, I get, get a... get a stallion
Get a stallion
Get a stallion
If you need some action on that purple derriere
If apple-bucking has you feeling worse for wear
If you’re looking for love or wanna pee standing up (...I guess??)
(Get a stallion, get a stallion)
If you need something arcane and mysterious
Look no further past the voodoo and the pixie dust
It’s the perfect solution, yeah I’m serious
Judge me all that you like, a stallion can make it right
This is my panacea, when something is unclear
I get, get a, a, I get, get a… get a stallion
And should he reject me, and leave me feeling empty
I’ll get, get up, up, and find another one… get a stallion
Don’t want to do the dishes? (Get a stallion)
Are you tired of being alone? (Get a stallion)
Did a curse go awry and leave you brooding in your home? (Get a stallion, get a stallion)
Did Pinkie rob your home of toothpaste? (Get a stallion)
Is your plumbing looking broke? (Get a stallion)
“Uh, well what if you can’t find a stallion?”
Celestia, darling! Don’t even joke!